Now for the poem, which is what makes these dolls so hilarious! Here is the original poem. I used the last stanza for each doll but the first 2 stanzas were mine and were different for each person.
When you want to kick & scream, Or throw things all about
Here's a little Dammit Doll, You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs, And find a place to slam it,
And as you whack the stuffing out, Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"